Clown Killings Rampant In Eastern Malaysia

Clown Killings Rampant In Eastern Malaysia

In these 13 states and 3 territories in the country of Malaysia in Southeast Asia there has been a very strange problem with the murder of those in the clown profession.

Why the rampant killings making clowning such a dangerous profession in this lovely portion of the world?

It is rumored that a secret organization that was actually developed in the British Isles has transplanted itself to Eastern Malaysia to reek havoc on these would be circus successes.

The popularity of clowns was rising all across the globe a few years back and flamethrowers were beginning to lose the attention they believed that they rightfully deserved. As everyone knows, flamethrower organizations do not always include the most reputable folk and consequentially a clown-downing campaign began which was multi-faceted.

Besides creating public fear in the hearts of children and adults alike through the use of movies and story time, actual murders began to take place. Consider the infamous clown killings of 65.

Although laws were put in place to protect the red-nosed entertainers in many places around the world, this never occurred in the country of Malaysia.

“It seems clown-killing is a free sport in these parts nowadays.” Stated one observer of these horrendous acts.

If something isn’t done to stop this clown genocide from continuing, that Malaysia was once one of the clown capitols of the world will soon be a forgotten truth.
What a loss!

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